Cathoo:
Check your email
We have sent you pictures!
You really should look at them....
[check's e-mail]

Chris:
Why do you dress poor Mr. McFluffersons in a sugarbowl hat?
Cathoo:
Because he was there


Chris:
WHY MUST YOU FORCE WEAPONS OF WAR ON ONE SO YOUNG??????
Cathoo:
He's a Swedish Puppy-Dog
They all must join the army
And they get to keep the knife!
Chris:
Poor Swedish Scottish Husky dog... I believe him to be a consciensous objector.
Or however the heck you spell it.
Cathoo:
That works
Chris:
He shall flee across the alps, venturing through Europe, and finally swimming across the English Chanel to return to the lands of his ancestors, the Scottish McFluffersons.
Cathoo:
Dave can't stop laughing...
Chris:
There, he shall make his home among the highlands, where he shall heard sheep and possibly pull them about on a tiny sled when it snows.
Cathoo:
My tummy hurts from laughing...
Chris:
Finally, FINALLY, he shall have found his place in the world, and the sun may set on his great and adventurous story of one dog, fighting for what he believes in against all odds.
But he's gonna keep the hat, 'cause it looks cute.
Cathoo:
Will he have a cup of tea?
Chris:
He shall have three.
One to try it, one to see if he actually likes it, and finally one which shall be so perfect that it shall ruin all other tea for him.
FOREVER!
Cathoo:
I'm crying from laughing
You hurted me!
Chris:
Charlie...
Cathoo:
Mr "Charlie" McFluffersons
Chris:
Hooray!